The "Shit that doesn't deserve it's own thread" Thread

A small African servant-boy? That would be WRONG!

well then probably not

will you?

What? Would I get a small African servant-boy? I'd get any serving boy, whatever their creed or colour, so long as they were armed - TO THE TEETH - with spiteful lasers and smart plagues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_TST33-vQ

i think the whole idea of a small servant boy could be taken the wrong way very easily so i would suggest to not go there.

this is sooo cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qU-kF-km1Q&feature=related
but you have to turn it up or you cant here the puppy!

I wish there where chimps in the wild west so i could have one of those as a servant.
I would even give it it's own gun

QMANOULTON wrote:this is sooo cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qU-kF-km1Q&feature=related
but you have to turn it up or you cant here the puppy!

AAAAAAH!

haha it got me too!

QMANOULTON wrote:i think the whole idea of a small servant boy could be taken the wrong way very easily so i would suggest to not go there.

I would put a chain around his neck and carry him with me. He would be named... Armando...

but if we have chimps, things will get kinda messy...

Fate wrote:

QMANOULTON wrote:i think the whole idea of a small servant boy could be taken the wrong way very easily so i would suggest to not go there.

I would put a chain around his neck and carry him with me. He would be named... Armando...

But he's more of a retarded man servant, not boy

QMANOULTON wrote:i think the whole idea of a small servant boy could be taken the wrong way very easily so i would suggest to not go there.

Suggestion noted. Although, for the record and with the utmost respect, the above says a lot more about your diseased mind than mine.

ANYWAY - my servant-boy would also be capable of burrowing underground without any kind of assistance - just his wrteched little peasant's hands... like a mole on meow-meow.

I may give him a cape. I've not decided.

Damn! I didn't get anyone to say "Whats a matta boo boo?"

To which I of course would reply, "Nothing Yogi, I'm fine."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husjA7bfmug

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One of these days... One of these days...

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

Shit

I miss Carlin. And Bill Hicks.

Add Richard Pryor and Mitch Hedburg to the list of the missing. There is always Doug Stanhope to fill the void.