by El Loony Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:46 pm
Nickname? Nickname?! Let me tell you little pie-humpers a little something. The Loon doesn't, and I mean DOESN'T, need a nickname.
Now, you may be asking, "Why Loony? Why don't you need a nickname? Don't you have any imagination" First off, The Loon should tell you that's you're insane for talking to yourself. Second, no, The Loon doesn't have any goddamned imagination, but The Loon doesn't need it, because The Loon's lady can come up with many nicknames for The Loon, such as Buck Wild, Bronco Buster, Willie Hardtower, or Dick Sexingtons.
But it doesn't matter how many nicknames The Loon has, because at the end of the day, anyone, and The Loon means ANYONE, that goes up against The Loon will only remember The Loon as "that guys who left the big ol' Size-14 bootprint on my as, branding me like the little bitch-cow that I am."
Got it?