The Posses So Far...

There are some interesting posses out there. Some sound hilarious in their themes so I just had to post and poke a little fun.

It's all in good fun, but I just had to post this...because I've been drinking and I just have to get out these,...impure thoughts. But here it is, my rendition of the other RDR Posses out there:

-- The Wolf Pack: "We like wolves. Maybe a little too much. I don't trust you...you might be a spy. Thou must prove thyself! Here's a cool picture of a wolf..."

Creeps comments: It's nice to have a theme, but don't let it make you...pretend you're a wolf. I'm pretty sure there are wolves in the game and that we can SKIN them so...are you gonna get mad if a posse member skins a wolf to get an achievement or?

-- The Gray Ghosts: "Tha South will rize, a'gin. Gonna slap my wife in the eye...yessir. Squeal boy! Squeal. We hate tha north! Kill tha Union! *hick"

Creeps comments: Spoiler alert: The North wins and maintains the Union, later on we get a black president.

-- The Shoot on Site Posse: "SOS!"

Creeps comments: It sounds like you want me to shoot you on site...okay. I can oblidge. And your tag is SOS -- which means HELP! in the real world. So it also sounds like you need help...I won't oblidge.

-- Dropping Scalps: "Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill,...the WHITE MAN. We HATE whites in the game RDR! Kill them ALL on site..."

Creeps comments: Spoiler alert: The Whites win. I hope your ancestors like making bank off the whites later on in life though via casinos. I'll give you some firewater if you will give me all the land I want though...

-- The Regulators: "Uh, we're lawmen...don't break the law in this game or else...we'll be mad..."

Creeps comments: How are you going to pretend to be lawful in a game that will literally temp and even reward players for breaking the law? I'm sure you'll be hanging with your posse when one of the members will kill someone in town just to see what happens and then what? Scold him? Kick him out? HUNT him down for the bounty? haha.

-- The Wild Bunch: "Lookie at us! Sexy chicks with tattoos! And skulls! Buy a t-shirt or a coffee mug! Yay!"

Creeps comments: Thank god our theme is more flexible than the others I've mentioned above. And those shirts are at least cool...best Posse ever man.

-- The Wolf Pack: "We like wolves. Maybe a little too much. I don't trust you...you might be a spy. Thou must prove thyself! Here's a cool picture of a wolf..."

Fates comments: It seems we have our very first "furry" Red Dead Redemption posse.

-- The Gray Ghosts: "Tha South will rize, a'gin. Gonna slap my wife in the eye...yessir. Squeal boy! Squeal. We hate tha north! Kill tha Union! *hick"

Fates comments: Slapping your wife/boy/pig in the eye was always the greatest passtime in the South.

-- The Wild Bunch

Fates comments: <3 is all I have to say.

lol, gotta love gamefaqs/gamespot.

we have to take these guys on when the game comes out. they sound like they need a good whoopin

its good to be the best. if you think about it we are like the real american settelers we do what it takes. i gotta ask wheres the Sexy chicks with tattoos!??????

lifeundone wrote:its good to be the best. if you think about it we are like the real american settelers we do what it takes. i gotta ask wheres the Sexy chicks with tattoos!??????

Look up.

yeah i want girls in the posse damn it

oh yey a cartoon

Lol, the wolfpack make me laugh. "Don't turn your back on the wolfpack or you might end up in a body bag"

Haha those other posses are so serious about themselves. It's so funny it's awesome. Can't wait to come across one of them in the game.

just declare war with them haha

We should fake spy on them. Have a member get on the inside and then dramatically reveal himself as a spy for us...and then watch the fireworks...

I dont want to pick on them though. They are just funny because of the seriousness.

haha that would be awesome

Balboa2 wrote:Lol, the wolfpack make me laugh. "Don't turn your back on the wolfpack or you might end up in a body bag"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVGHggXx8HM

Still, all these Posses? They're nothing but little GFAQs club that will die out a few weeks after the game is released, so I say we all get to stomping down each and every single one of them.

definately loony these guys need to be taken out

Im going in as a spy. Wish me luck

Good luck, but be careful.. the wolfs might smell you are a spy and use one of their carefully planned formations to surround you and hunt you down like real wolfs

They might turn into wolves like MJ and dance you to death

They will sniff you...everywhere.

Might not be worth the info we get...

Lol Creeps this was awesome! These other posses are just hilarious.

the wolf packs site looks so cheesy, yet they are so serious about everything.

Reed wrote:the wolf packs site looks so cheesy, yet they are so serious about everything.

I like how the leader is so mean to the members -- for no damn reason. They can even say something he posted is cool and he'll come after them. It's funny.

Creepsville wrote:

Reed wrote:the wolf packs site looks so cheesy, yet they are so serious about everything.

I like how the leader is so mean to the members -- for no damn reason. They can even say something he posted is cool and he'll come after them. It's funny.

You noticed that too, huh?

The Wolf Pack lost a member. The used to have 20 now they only have 19.

i just checked all the numbers on the other sites holly shit they are low like 12 13 19 member low.
WE ARE THE FUCKING BEST AND WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

lifeundone wrote:i just checked all the numbers on the other sites holly shit they are low like 12 13 19 member low.
WE ARE THE FUCKING BEST AND WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

What other posse sites did you find? I can only find The Wolf Packs(tee hee).