Animal Weapons.

Name a animal you would like to use as a weapon and how you would use it. After talking with Screaming Meat i think i would use a snake to choke someone to death or maybe use the venom to make poison arrows.

I would use a porcupine quill or deer antlers to stab somebody. Or just use a turtles shell as a blunt weapon

I'd use your mom as a hat...

I mean...it'd be great to grab a blowfish and shove it down a guys throat and then watch as it puffed up in fear inside his neck...

Or you could light the porcupine on fire and throw it at someone maybe even stick it to a stagecoach.

Creepsville that is one of the most creative ideas i have heard.

Creepsville wrote:I'd use your mom as a hat...

I mean...it'd be great to grab a blowfish and shove it down a guys throat and then watch as it puffed up in fear inside his neck...

Or you could light the porcupine on fire and throw it at someone maybe even stick it to a stagecoach.

RDR's version of the sticky grenade! Heh hehe! The pair of you have a twisted Tex Avery sense of the world. Genius.

I'd like to force-feed someone a bull or, as a nod to the Romans, ride around on pigs stuffed with dynamite a la Slim Pickins.

You could always shove a stick of dynamite in a dead bird, dip it in tar, then light it, and slap it onto a passing stagecoach.

Don't forget moles: potential underground homing missiles (if filled with TNT).

pack a horse with explosives and arrows send him towards a crowd when he blows up the arrows shoot out killing everything.

Ha ha!

Load a mule up with gun powder, put a hole in the bag, let him walk into town, and light the trail he left.

Poison-tipped throwing frogs?

Pull the Rattle from a rattle snake and use it as a decoy?

I would set a bear on fire and turn it loose in a saloon.. maybe shove a stick of dynamite up it's ass..

Or put a bulls head in a cannon and use it as ammo.. or a mans head.. but then, that's not really an animal, unless he's from the wolf pack, then it would be allright

Strap a bunch of TNT to dogs then send it under the armored vehicles to destroy them!

Mikkel0505 i would like to see the bulls head used like that and as for the bear i don't think i would want to be in the same saloon with your invention lol. And Fate i would use dogs also but not like that, maybe a wagon with dead dogs to throw at anyone chasing me and if they hit it could mess up the wagons wheel or hit the driver instead.

Tame a bear and a buffalo and have them fight in a ring to make money... I guess that's not really a weapon, eh? Hmm, I guess I could make sure they don't fight each other and then throw people into the pit of "You're fucked!"

lol, nice i was thinking earlier about something close to that but like going into a canyon digging a big hole put a mountain lion in it then cover and wait for someone to ride threw and fall in. I thinking your idea is better NonDairySoup, cause you will make some cash in the process!

I was just thinking about filling a stagecoach with wild animals and taking them to town just let them out, or hope someone wants to rob my stage.

mikkel0505 wrote:I would set a bear on fire and turn it loose in a saloon.. maybe shove a stick of dynamite up it's ass..

Much lolz on this one! I would take a fox with rabies and make it bite everyone in the butt.

DonegalExpress wrote:

mikkel0505 wrote:I would set a bear on fire and turn it loose in a saloon.. maybe shove a stick of dynamite up it's ass..

Much lolz on this one! I would take a fox with rabies and make it bite everyone in the butt.

biological warfare, like that.. spread some rabies!!!

Add in shoveing the TNT up a skunks ass...then we can add Chimical Warfare....

I hope in game theres a way to get bears to chase u in town

Bear pheromones?

Yes sir ree i sell the top of the line bear perfume when u just have to attract that "certain" kinda of date accept no substuite to Insanitys consitrated bear spray and watch them all mawl over u

Warning may or may not also work on some hairy men...